# 256 - April 27th, 2011

Greetings, one and all, I hope you are sitting comfortably because I am not... I have been unavaoidably detained in a far off land following my excesses at the Annual Turkey Vultures and Other Birds of Prey Convention at a secret location many, many miles from the Valley. I hope to return in a couple of weeks and look forward to resuming my Bird’s Eye Views at that time... In the meantime, I think you know the routine by now...
‘Keep the Faith’; be careful out there; stay out of the ditches; think good thoughts; and may your god go with you… Oh, and of course, one final request, “Let us prey”… Humbly yours, Turkey Vulture...
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