# 434 - November 26th, 2014
Greetings
one and all – if you are sitting comfortably then I shall begin… And a “Happy
Thanksgiving Day” to all! What a great day – “well done!” to whoever thought of
it...Family, friends, food, drink, and football –it doesn’t get much better
than that!
Meanwhile,
I have a special treat for readers this week - an ‘enlightening’ trip down
Memory Lane to celebrate 10 years of ‘A Bird’s Eye View’ - yes, it all began on
November 24, 2004 and that original column is reproduced below…
But first
here are a couple of Public Service Announcements (P.S.A.’s) for this week…
Calendars and pens at the ready… #413 - The Vets from the Mendocino Animal
Hospital have now confirmed with me that they are able to make a visit on
Thursday, December 11… #414 - The Mendocino Bookmobile next visits the Valley
on Tuesday, November 18. They are here on alternate Tuesdays for 45 minutes at
each of these places and times: Navarro Store 9am (for 30 minutes); the
Floodgate 12.30pm; Philo 1.30pm; Boonville (Apple Hall) 2.30pm. Phone 463-4694
for further details…
As a bonus P.S.A. here is the
menu for the Community lunches over the next week at the Senior Center at the
Veterans’ Building in Boonville… The Center asks for a $6 donation from seniors
and charges $7 for Non-seniors… Tomorrow, Thursday, November 27, the Center
will be closed for Thanksgiving but then next Tuesday, December 2, the menu for
the 12.15pm lunch will feature Meatloaf, Mashed Potatoes w/ Gravy, Carrots,
Rolls, Tabbouleh Salad with Birthday Cup Cakes for dessert... Remember, all
ages are welcome!... Hope to see you there… And now to a blast from the past - the very first Turkey Vulture column, published on Wednesday, November 24th, 2004… Thanks to one and all for your support over the years…
Valley dwellers and those beyond… As I travel in and
around the beautiful Anderson Valley I am able to observe all sorts of weird
and wonderful goings-on from my bird's eye view… Many sightings are strange yet
true and my interpretations of them may well appear cruel but hopefully fair
and just… You be the judge…
Let
me begin by saying that it's a turkey's life and this week, of all
weeks, you are welcome to such a
life! With my feathered friends
going at $7.95 for a sixteen-pounder their lives seem even more worthless than I
had ever thought. I for one will not be devouring one of them this year but
not, however, because my predatory instincts are wavering. No, an important
dignitary from England, The Duke of Erdington, will be in town visiting friends
for the Thanksgiving holiday and at his request, instead of turkey, a succulent
lamb has been slaughtered and along with other assorted 'turkeys' from the
Valley, we shall be enjoying the delights of an organic, free-range, alfalfa
fed, apple munching lambs leg… I can almost hear it 'baaahing'…
Just
this past week I was witness to a delightful Monday evening at the local
hostelry, The Buckhorn Saloon. As always the beers were excellent and this was
not just the opinion of those who produce them - The A.V. Brewery Crew, who
were there in force, but also those of many others who were in attendance.
There was much eating, drinking and merry-making as Monday Night Football
played on the televisions, and, to complement the ales, the bar provided free
snacks including some delicious bacon and cheese on potato skins and plates of
spicy nachos. A fine time was had by all, added to by a smiling face behind the
bar - always a pleasant bonus…Well done to Diana and the Gang, thanks for a fun
evening…
During
another recent trip along the Valley floor, I stopped by The Farm Supply to
pick up some animal supplies and keep my appointment for my aging and injured
dog with Dr Katy Summers from the Mendocino Animal Hospital. She, or one of her
fellow vets, is at this venue almost every Tuesday afternoon (2pm - 3.30pm;
call to confirm) and a marvelous job they do too! It is a vital service to many people in the Valley and the
care, knowledge, and genuine concern of Katy and the other vets are second to none.
Their cause is aided and abetted by the animal-loving Nancy and Dave Gowan who
do a splendid job of their own in owning and operating the Farm Supply and
should be thanked for providing this venue for the vets to perform their
magic...
As
I made my way to the coast along Highway 128 on a rainy day a couple of weeks
ago, I and many others found ourselves hindered in the desire to drive at a
safe but efficient 45 mph by a 'stranger in a strange land' (a tourist) who
insisted on a 25 mph speed. He was in a nifty little sports car and being right
behind him I could make out his middle-aged appearance chattering away to a
much younger woman at his side in the passenger seat. The road was slick and
overtaking somewhat perilous yet as we passed numerous turnouts he refused to
pull over and I watched as he continued to regale his 'friend' with no doubt
fascinating tales. Finally, with seven cars behind me I had to make a move and
on a stretch of road where visibility into the distance was clear I made my
move. As I went by I gave him my old 'vulture' stare and a look of incredulity.
Predictably, not wishing to be 'questioned' in front of the friend, the man
'bravely' flipped me off… What
is it with these folks who, whilst they are entitled to drive at any speed they
wish, seem to think that everyone else has to… and then if their annoying
behavior is pointed out to them they react in this way? Self-obsessed bastards
is all I can come up with - S.O.B.'s for short - and our highways are full of
them. As I often say, to those few who listen, the road is a place where one is
often thrown into some sort of confrontational interaction with people one
would never normally have anything to deal with in one's daily routine. Road
rage is the ultimate reaction to these situations but fortunately most of us
simply grimace and knowingly say to ourselves, "S.O.B !"… or
something to that effect…
The
other day, a good friend and I were ruminating about ruminants (i.e. thinking deeply about sheep) as
we relaxed on a hilltop above Yorkville surveying the Valley below. He clearly
had a topic of some concern on his mind and as we each popped open a can of
Guinness he turned to me and said," TV (his short for Turkey Vulture),
have you ever wondered why they call them sheep herders or shepherds when they
actually work with flocks of sheep not herds?"…. Before I could come up
with some sort of witty reply he added, " I guess 'sheep flockers' was
never going to stick"…. He is a wise man...
Not
for the first time, the highlight of my fun-filled week was once again the
visit to the Dump on Mountain View Road. Loaded up with a truck load of
recycling - mainly wine bottles and pet food cans, I arrived at my destination
to be met by the smiling face of the new, possibly permanent, County employee.
He was very helpful and had come up with the elementary, yet brilliant, idea of
putting out orange cones to guide the reversing vehicles to the open bins. We
shall all miss the previous Dump Man and his 'trash talk' but if this new guy,
Ron, who has filled in there on Jay's days off in the past, gets the job, I for
one will be very pleased…
Election
hangover…Just a few days ago as I was relaxing in my nest high above the
Valley, I thought to myself that I was still somewhat astonished by the actual
election results. However, as I studied various magazines I was not at all
surprised to hear certain viewpoints from those entrusted with the upcoming
four years of leadership in this country. Now I do not wish to get too
political in my musings, and I rarely will, but some things just have to be commented
on. For instance, the new senator for Oklahoma has called for not just the
outlawing of abortion but for the death penalty for doctors who break such a
law… Another new senator, from South Carolina, has said single mothers and
homosexuals should not teach in schools… And a third new senator, from South
Dakota, is a creationist and no doubt looks forward to the day when such
theories appear in schoolbooks… Whatever your beliefs, surely these extreme
convictions are no way to mend a wounded and divided country and one can only
hope that the inevitable attempts to introduce such radical conservative social
policies into law are unsuccessful… but what do I know? - I'm just a simple
Turkey in the country with Valley 'stuff' to prey upon…
Let
us prey…
I’m
outta here… Hope you enjoyed the trip down Memory Lane - some things never
change do they?… Anyway, until we talk again – ‘Keep the Faith’; be careful out
there; stay out of the ditches; think good thoughts; be wary of strangers with
more dogs than teeth; please remember to keep your windows cracked if you have
pets in your vehicle; and may your god go with you… Oh, and of course, one final
request, “Let us prey”… Sometimes poking, often stroking, but always humbly
yours, Turkey Vulture
p.s. You can contact me with words of support/abuse
either through the Letters Page or by e-mail at <turkeyvulture1@earthlink.net>
p.p.s. Skylark – read any good books lately?... Keep on
humming, Hummingbird… Everything cool with you, O.J.? Of course it is…
posted by Turkey Vulture @ 10:04 AM
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